Principia Discordia

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
-Principia Discordia

These are the words of the "High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC; Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold and HIGH PRIEST of THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)". His Principia Discordia is hilarious (atleast to my sensibilities) as well as being fairly wise. It is, as explained in the Wikipedia, "Zen for roundeyes".

[I came across this info via a post on Flannagan the Elder's Deeplinking, concerning Wikipedia's List of Unusual Articles]